Wednesday, November 29, 2006


Tuesday, November 28, 2006

in praise of frank

Monday, November 27, 2006

the invention of levitation did not, as things transpired, add to the sum of human happiness

Monday, November 20, 2006

Ben Ornstein as a Roman Emperor

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

certainty of result

Saturday, November 11, 2006

The bird ...

fond of seeds, had a moralistic streak, a tendency to blather on about the virtues of vegetarianism, the absolute immorality of meat.

He ignored her. His conscience entirely clear, utterly focused on the imminence of lunch, he lept.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

The scriptures tell us that no two stones were left standing on each other when the City of David was laid to ruin

stuffed as he is with all the necessary manly virtues

he is now prepared to bow to the dictates of circumstance, to practice

Monday, November 06, 2006

his attempts to explain created greater confusion

Wednesday, November 01, 2006

we have greatly improved matters